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spock: vulcans are incapable of emotion
jim: what about swag
spock: swag is not emotion its a way of life *puts on shutter shades*

A quick guide to Led Zeppelin: summaries of some of their songs

White Summer: Drugs
How Many More Times: Sex
You Shook Me: Sex
Whole Lotta Love: Anal sex
Misty Mountain Hop: Drugs
Heartbreaker: Sex
The Lemon Song: Handjob
Black Dog: Sex
Ramble On: The Lord of the Rings
Custard Pie: Oral Sex
Candy Store Rock: Sex
Stairway to Heaven: The Lord of the Rings
Trampled Under Foot: Sex

xxthisgirllovesyouxx:

shavingryansprivates:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

what you did is inexcusable 

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: homeisfire)

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

image

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inspired by (x)

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thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

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