i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
You’re sleeping beside me and you have no idea about the worries running through my mind.
What if you get to know one of your coworkers a bit too well and realize they’re better than me?
I need you, and the thought of living this horrid life without you scares me.
You don’t even know that I…
Dobby’s first and last words.
You know what fuck this gifset
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test