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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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8:29pm

unfaithful-recreant:

You’re sleeping beside me and you have no idea about the worries running through my mind.
What if you get to know one of your coworkers a bit too well and realize they’re better than me?
I need you, and the thought of living this horrid life without you scares me.
You don’t even know that I…

amy-rory-melody:

vaginaboiwithabowtie:

Dobby’s first and last words.

You know what fuck this gifset

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ambuhlynnn:

Kid Cudi | Just What I Am

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olivergaskarth asked: what brand conditioner do you use?

elmakias:

sigh 

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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